I would like to be... drinking coffee

I would like to be drinking coffee. I’m falling asleep at my desk. Tired, my mind is being powered by a one-legged gerbil, hopping round a wheel. Caffeine. A quick and easy fix, but banned. Sleep tonight is more important that alertness at work.

That can’t be right.

Sleep tonight is less important than alertness at work?

Not right either. To caffeinate or not to caffeinate?

Too late. Decision made. Someone has just brought me a cup…