Thursday, October 30, 2008


Numbers are my version of hell on earth. If there actually were a hell of course, but as I don’t believe in the devil then I don’t believe in hell. But you get my point. I hate numbers. They make my brain ache and my eyeballs shiver. My hair starts to frizz like an electrocuted mad scientist’s and I lose the ability to construct coherent sentences.
Numbers. Gnnhh.

Spreadsheets full of numbers – they’re even worse. Especially when they have all kinds of functions and auto-sums and other such nightmares.